Rolling Stone succumbed only when Zondervan (God's personal print-on-demand publishing company) changed the text of the "real truth", because heresay and personal perception and translation is so very last year, to the new text of "Timeless truth: Today's language.", yo. So you hipsters can now enjoy and understand God's lessons as passed on through some of the cool kids that God was down with.
Personally, if you just use the Dialectizer to translate the bible to whatever your more comfortable with; Elmer Fudd, Cockney, hacker, jive, whichever you choose, you'll save some money. With the Dialectizer what was once:
"Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones, and of all uncleanness. Even so ye also outwardly appear righteous unto men, but within ye are full of hypocrisy and iniquity."--Matt. 23:27-28
Becomes: (Jive mode)
"Woe unto ya', scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! Right on! fo' ye is likes unto honkyd sepulchres, which indeed appear fine outward, but is widin full uh wasted men's bones, and uh all uncleanness. Even so's ye also outwardly appear righteous unto men, but widin ye is full uh hypocrisy and iniquity. Slap mah fro!" Matt. Man! 23:27-28
Amen.
