Awards: to praise those who no longer eat paste for a living but obviously did at some point otherwise they wouldn't be so chock full of genius. I've been eating paste for years awaiting the accolades and here I sit, babbling about my love of Award shows. Actually its all about the red carpet for me, what they're wearing, love it. As I sit warm and cozy in my sweats I love what Diane Keaton wears and I criticize Halle Berry for wearing a dress that makes it look like freaking Picasso painted her breasts, one tit here and hey...lets put the other tit right up under your chin, its fashion babyee!
The Razzies, God bless them, its the "You Suck Supreme" awards, but I would have to disagree with the Angela Jolie bad actress nomination for Taking Lives, she didn't suck, the movie was okay, but I guess Alexander was bad enough to bring Taking lives to the forefront. I haven't seen Alexander (waiting on DVD and a required booty call from Colin Farrell) but I can't imagine it being that bad, however, Taking Lives is okay for the genre it is and besides Jolie gorgeous. As for all the rest of the nominees, I'd have to support the fact the Condi Rice and Bush sucked in Fahrenheit 911 and so did Britney Spears-fucking-Federline. And what the hell is up with Britney going all white trash? Britney Spears
Okay, I'm done spewing chaotically about Awards, maybe I'm just disoriented because I didn't make it past the first phase of the bloggies, but damn if I didn't make a whoppin' $8 bucks from Amazon linking, woo, par-tay, I'm buying some more paste (minty fresh!) and while I'm at it, I'm going to start eating worms, I know, that someday my time will come and when it does come I will be full on paste and worms, I will be an old lady sitting at the geek table, bitching about Ann Coulter, awaiting my award and most likely my social security check.
