WASHINGTON, Jan. 19 - On the heels of electoral victories barring same-sex marriage, some influential conservative Christian groups are turning their attention to a new target: the cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants.
Howzabout if the Christian groups stop imposing sexual meaning onto cartoons, people, inanimate objects and the world. If I could, I'd take Spongebob himself, slather his asexual self with soap and clean your filthy fucking minds, mmmkay? If Spongebob wants to hold hands with Patrick the Starfish, then he should! And just because they watch "The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy." does not and will never mean they are watching "The Ambiguously Gay Duo", get real, stop vilifying content you don't understand before I wash your mouth out with soap on a rope and dudes, you don't know where thats been.
