"Hitler would be a card-carrying ACLU member. So would Stalin. Castro probably is. And so would Mao Zedong."--Bill O' Rielly
Ahem,
Dear Sir,
It is not the time to hypothesize about your sexual fantasies and we must get down to business and the real reason you could even possibly say such a stupid, fucked up thing. Either you weren't breastfeed long enough as a baby, or, your phallically challenged, or maybe both, I doubt nothing these days. Maybe I should give a flying fuck, for one minute; to show you a bit of compassion as I see that you have lost your fucking mind and personally, I think I just saw your nuts just crawl up your ass, I suspect their looking for your fucking brains. Let's try thinking before speaking next time, eh big boy? Do good and I've got some falafel and a calling card with your name on it. ;)
Respectfully,
Cupie xoxo
PS: I was watching Catwoman, I could take only so much of it before I jammed knitting needles into my eyesockets, so, then I came for some relaxing internet surfing, I read the above and jammed the knitting needles back into my eyes and took up crocheting as a new hobby. Thanks for the inspiration!
