Blogs are hard work and sometimes, I could give a rat's ass about posting, apparently "rat asses" were my blue-light special last week. You can call me Auntie Social. I was busy reading, busy living a very un-cyber of no political web pages or cable news networks, watching tons of lame ass sit-coms in reruns and reaquainting myself with um...exercise (I knew that recumbent bicycle wasn't just a dust collector and had a purpose).
What did I miss by not blogging about Charles and Camilla's impending nuptials or reading the gazillions of opinions about North Korea whippin' out their nuclear penis and dippin' it in chocolate, tell what did I miss?
First off, Charles and Camilla should've gotten married in the first fucking place instead of ciphering DNA from a pretty blonde. Secondly, as for Korea's nuclear penis, go ahead, threaten the world, blow us up, we'll blow you up and then no one will have a goddamned thing to govern, its all about death and taxes anyways and besides, you can dip that nuclear penis in chocolate all you want, I'm not going to lick it.
Anyhoo, I will attempt to post regularly this week, I can't imagine not sharing my meaningless opinions to the masses, its just not fair to you all. I have secretly attached the Starjack 3000 to all the news makers out there and will report frequently. Have a terrific Sunday.
[Starjack Link via BWE]
