LET us be grateful that Janet Jackson did not bare both breasts.
"On the first anniversary of the Super Bowl wardrobe malfunction that shook the world, it's clear that just one was big enough to wreak havoc. The ensuing Washington indecency crusade has unleashed a wave of self-censorship on American television unrivaled since the McCarthy era, with everyone from the dying D-Day heroes in "Saving Private Ryan" to cuddly animated animals on daytime television getting the ax. Even NBC's presentation of the Olympics last summer, in which actors donned body suits to simulate "nude" ancient Greek statues, is currently under federal investigation."
Janet Jackson's boobage is still making the news, damn if breasts aren't the new EVE; instead of being spurned from the Garden of Eden, television is heading back to the days of "Leave it to Beaver". Now I don't know about you, but I'd much rather stare at a naked breat than a Beaver anyday. Thanks, and have a loverly day. ;)
