Monday, May 02, 2005

In A Mood: Introducing The Slap O Matic

I'd say, that for the most part, its a good thing to question authority, but for the love of fuck almighty please use some common sense, and say.....your fucking brains, before challenging evolution and comparing our Judiciary to Al Qida. (revs up the Slap O' Matic; power set to "megabitchslap")
Eighty years after a famed courtroom battle in Tennessee pitted religious beliefs about the origins of life against the theories of British scientist Charles Darwin, Kansas is holding its own hearings on what school children should be taught about how life on Earth began.

The Kansas Board of Education has scheduled six days of courtroom-style hearings to begin Thursday in Topeka. More than two dozen witnesses will give testimony and be subject to cross-examination, with the majority expected to argue against teaching evolution.

Many prominent U.S. scientific groups have denounced the debate as founded on fallacy and have promised to boycott the hearings, which opponents say are part of a larger nationwide effort by religious interests to gain control over government.

Slap!!! Survial of the fittest people, know it or be slapped to high hell and or the lower eastside of hell, whichever comes first.
(recharges Slap O' Matic; power set to TURBObitchslapSmackdown)
Federal judges are a more serious threat to America than Al Qaeda and the Sept. 11 terrorists, the Rev. Pat Robertson claimed yesterday.
"Over 100 years, I think the gradual erosion of the consensus that's held our country together is probably more serious than a few bearded terrorists who fly into buildings," Robertson said on ABC's "This Week with George Stephanopoulos."

"I think we have controlled Al Qaeda," the 700 Club host said, but warned of "erosion at home" and said judges were creating a "tyranny of oligarchy."

Pat Robertson is a fucking moron, enough said.