"Hi. I am Mrs. Han Solo and I am an alcoholic because George Lucas ruined by life. ... George Lucas is a sadist, but like any other young girl in a metal suit chained to a metal (creature), I keep coming back for more."
She complained that the success of the series provided the stars with a lot of fan mail and "a small merry band of stalkers," and in a reference to Lucas's wizardry in creating lifelike digital characters she said, "I hope I slept with you to get that job, because if not, who the hell was that guy."
Saturday, June 11, 2005
Is that a Wookie in your pocket? Oh, it is. Rowr! ;)
The self proclaimed "king of wooden dialogue" gets a lifetime achievement award and roasted:
Spewed by Unknown at 6/11/2005 09:51:00 AM