AUNTIE MEME
Jeff @ Sidesalad insisted on tagging my butt with this meme, tell me this, does it make my ass look too big?
Three names you go by (that won't give away your identity): Cupie, Auntie, Weezy.
Three screen names you've had: CupidsKat, Cupieholic, CupidsPyshce.
Three physical things you like about yourself: You ask a woman this who is obviously in the middle a hormonal funk??? My nose, my lips, and my (searching.....)my um...deeply inset hazel eyes, non of which make my ass look fat. Shoot me.
Three physical things you don't like about yourself: Only three?? Um...my abs, LOL@abs, shall I say my gut, which when sitting in the right position could easily be mistaken another row of breasts. I hate my smile, and, lucky me, I've got thick ankles that crack all the fucking time. Do I make you horny, baybeeeeeeee?
Three parts of your heritage: Polish, Irish and Chippewa Indian, this makes me a not so bright, slightly angry person who can't hold their liquor.
Three things you are wearing right now: Pink Bumbershoot t-shirt, silver Mickey Mouse rings, Tinkerbell watch. I'm a freakin' fashion icon.
Three favorite bands/musical artists: Greenday, Madonna, The Pixies.
Three favorite songs: Imagine-The Beatles, You Suck-The Murmurs, Pressure-Bowie & Queen.
Three things you want in a relationship: Love, humor and chocolate sauce.
Three physical things about the preferred sex that appeals to you: I've got a serious nose fetish, height is a priority and a job can be real sexy.
Three of your favorite hobbies: Creating anything, reading and spewing all over you.
Three things you want to do really badly right now: Sit in a massage chair and ignore the world, slap the shit out of Britney Speares for making that gawd awful show that I wasted a half hour of my life watching. Feed Lindsay Lohan.
Three things that scare you: Myself, commitment and Dick Cheney.
Three of your everyday essentials: Coffee/tea, bubble gum and something to read.
Three careers you have considered/are considering: Marketing, CEO of anything, web development.
Three places you want to go on vacation: New York, Italy and England.
Three kids' names you like: Aubrey, Lily, Chloe.
Three things you want to do before you die: find that special someone and I'm certain, once I clean that corner in my bedroom, I'll find him. Own my own home, so I'll have something else to bitch about and finally, lick Bo Bice.
Three ways you are stereotypically a boy: I think with my southern hemisphere. I say I'll call and then I don't, :) I'd wear my Chuck Taylor's to a formal event.
Three ways you are stereotypically a girl: PINK everything, frilly whatnots, flowers, babies, kittens, perfume, silky granny panties (omg, too sexy), painted toenails, beautiful dresses, jewelry, cleavage....yeah so...I went beyond three...I like being a girl, sue me.
Three celeb crushes: Joaquin Phoenix, Jon Stewart (wit over heigth any day) and that guy who plays Josh on the West Wing, yummy.
Meme pass to: Maria, Gary and The Dizzy One.
