Sexy women shit rose pedals, pee early mornin' dew by Mark Stella
Washington, DC- After a thorough investigation, the Secret Sausage Government has confirmed that sexy women shit rose pedals and pee early mornin' dew.
Since the 1940's, men have always believed that foul odors could never creep out the orifices of something as magnificent as a beautiful woman. Thanks to the latest technologies, drug sniffing cats and bowel fetishists, this once appetizing fantasy is now a fact.
The SSG has not studied these activities in ugly women. However, they are warning men that if it looks and smells fowl in the bowl; that person you thought was a woman could actually be a man.
Good news, if your a sexy woman you'll be shittin' rose petals, however, if your Karl Rove your boss enduringly calls you "Turd Blossom", all silliness aside, a squidgy bit of poo that slipped past the chocolate starfish only to scar your tightie whities with a skidmark of um...MASS DESTRUCTION..is not funny at all, kinda. The thing is, you didn't know that your ass was lying to you, you really had to poop, you thought it was only a fart and innocently let it rip, d'oh! There it is, sexy women shit rose petals and geeky "Boy Genius'" are stinky splinters of shit out to contaminate cotton briefs -- a Rove by any other name, would be a Turd Blossom.
3 Days until Harry Potter & The Turd Blossom, or something like that. !!@#@!#%HARRY POTTER!!!#%%$& *twitch* =P
Have a super day! :)