Monday, July 04, 2005

What I learned from MTV's lame production of Live 8

Turns out the concert is NOTHING, and I mean NOTHING but moral vanity, and the exploitation of starving, sick Africans, by pampered, rich as**oles and their self-interested corporate sponsors rather than their potential salvation. This is really unspeakably shameful.

It is so fucking shameful that MTV & VH1 pimped the shit out of a good cause, but again, people are talking about it, so, despite the Americanization of a good cause littered with "buy this shit" ads, one could hope the Dubya's left nut will descend and act accordingly by covering the masses with fortified protein. Yippeee.