Friday, August 05, 2005


NEW YORK -- CNN suspended commentator Robert Novak indefinitely after he swore and walked off the set Thursday during a debate with Democratic operative James Carville.

Mr. Novak certainly should know the difference between bullshit and humbug by now. I mean really, naming a CIA operative in your column is bullshit. James Carville flippin' you shit on Inside Politics is more humbug than bullshit, get it right next time and you won't get suspended, you silly asspimp, not that we'll miss your sorry ass.


Katherine Harris whining about her image being Photoshopped to make her less appealing isn't even bullshit, the bullshit there is somebody actually gives a rat's ass about it. All politicians are subject to caricatures, you vane-putBushinthewhitehousetowinpointswiththeRepublicans-wench. Get over yourself...mmmkay?

*pimple on chin appears*

The whole Technorati rankings thing raises it ugly head again. In the blogosphere, its all about look at me, look at me, I'm the wittiest, I'm the snarkiest, I'm the A-lister with connections!! Bullshit to all of that, life isn't fair! Rankings are complex and again, people will link to you, if they like where your coming from, if they don't they won't, so please, for the love of all that is clickworhty, deal with it! Just because you have a blog doesn't mean the Daily Kos wants to be your best friend, just because you have a blog, doesn't mean Boing Boing wants to boing your ass repeatedly. Blah, blah, blah. In a world where a blog is born every second those very rankings mean nothing unless you choose to link to them. And ladies, just because you have tits doesn't mean men won't link to you, they will, especially if you put a clip of a nude Pam Anderson reciting the Gettysburg Address on your blog, they will.

"Four score and seven dicks ago..." Bullshit.

*left ovary implodes*