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Obscenities Uttered by Jesus Christ.
BY CARA JENNISON AND ANDREW SUTHERLAND
[via McSweeney's]
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"Dad damn you."

"Holy Mom, mother of me."

"Dad."

"Myself almighty."

"Good me."

"Me, Mom, and Mom's husband ..."

"Me."

Have a terrific weekend folks! ;)