"I've swallowed 20 condoms full of truth and I'm smuggling them across the border" -Steven Colbert

The "T" is silen(t) The Colbert Report makes me happy, Colbert is as cuddly as a naked monkey masturbating, maybe that's the appeal, I don't know. What I do know is that it follows The Daily Show which makes me really happy, ass-tingling happy, chocolate yogurt in a spa with two bitches I don't know happy. If you haven't seen it yet, give it a try, it's like the The Daily Show, but amped up on Meth (cheap, available, and eventually will eat your brain, but what a ride.) Colbert's guests seem baffled as to why they're on the show; Fareed Zakaria looked stunned and confused, Lou Dobbs seemed impressed that he was zinged twice by Colbert with crazy, albeit reasonable, solutions to the 3 mil+ illegal alien situation, a third world section for America, hahahahaha, hrmmmmmm. Last night guest Greg Berenht of "He's Just Not That Into You" fame (the milking of a Sex In The City line) seemed put off by Colbert's humor telling a caller with a gay boyfriend to hang on to him and if she were any kind of woman at all, she could make her gay boyfriend very ungay. Berenht stated that a comment like that could do some serious damage to woman, Colbert smiled. Why watch the Colbert Report, because it's on after The Daily Show, it's edgier and it's bucket full of sass and satire to gulp down before you slumber.