"If Pat Robertson’s local Starbucks caught fire, he would claim that God was punishing them for giving him a caramel latte when he ordered vanilla."
Other fabulous asschimps have made the list, could "you" be on the list as well? Well, "you" are. "But I'm brilliant" you say, gosh darnit, so am I, but the reality is is that we are all imperfect and we all should laugh at ourselves more often than not. So, take a few minutes today and realize that "you" are loathsome to some, but loved by many that understand what the fuck it is that "you" are all about, others may not agree, but that's what it's all about, eh?
"I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor." - Henry David Thoreau
Thought of the day: Hamas is not Hummus, either way, you could probably dip your pita in it.
Have a loverly day!