In Search of (S+C) x (B+F)/T = V

Blogapathy? No, no, that's just me, but my ass is a different story. My ass doesn't quite measure up to the "definitive derriere":

"The perfect female derriere has firmness to the touch and a resilience that prevents undue wobble or bounce, yet looks soft with flawless skin,"

No mention of ass dandruff or the ass by way of kummerspeck, whatever, I like my ass.