Dear American Citizens,
We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. And what we did was wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Does that answer your question?
Sincerely yours,
The Breakfast Club
And in other news, FOX news continues on with their "Fair and Balanced" reporting by making the republican perv du jour into a DEMOCRAT!
"The O'Reilly Factor ran it in not one, but two segments and posted it three times." Wow, pretty fair and balanced with a smidge of fuckedupness if I say so myself.
