The physical therapy continues, the pain is almost back to the original pain of the burning hip, unfortunately evil muscle spasms still occur but they are far fewer then in days past. When the spasms hit a grunt, whimper or whine suffice to get me through the pain, things are looking up.
And now I shall spew all over the American Music Award's, you know Dick Clark's lil award show, mostly I wanted to smack the shit out of Dick Clark for letting the event be broadcast. Britney opened the show it was no moshfest of award shows past unfortunately and was uninteresting as was much of the broadcast which I suffered through with the help of pain killers and muscle relaxers and the fact the Law & Order was midshow relief, was like a car accident and I kept flippin back to the freaky award show. Kid Rocks interpretation of Bad Company's "Feel Like Makin' Love" was a dishonor, they original song with Paul Rodgers smoky vocals make you wanna get your groove on, Kid Rock's version makes one consider a life of celibacy, ugheth. Also, Fleetwood Mac won an award for their last effort, which incidently I purchashed and found only the single "Peace Keeper" the one 'good' song on the disc. This makes a good argument for KAZAA, I should have downloaded the single which I 'like' a lot and I wouldn't have wasted the $18 bucks, why the fuck did they get the award? Finally, Hillary Duff singing that girls know how to rock made me wanna unleash the wrath of a drug ridden and intoxicated Courtney Love on her ass, it's just a thought, but a very entertaing thought.
I will admit I'm a sucker for award shows, I love the clothing and sometimes your blessed with a unique and beautiful breakout performance, which ironically came from American Idol's Clay & Reuben singing a gospel ditty written by Lionel Ritchie, but for the most part award show's have become passe'and annoying. Wouldn't it be cool in our everyday life we had the same kind of accolades poured onto our own mediocre lives? Best wiping of ass goes to: < drum roll > Marge Heffalumpitis...."This is SO unexepected, I'd like to thank so many but mostly I'd like to thank God, for my ass, which I um....wipe......front to back....yeah um....I'd also like to thank my ass wiping peers....I know you all wipe with the same motion but somehow, someway I was blessed, and also I'd like to thank the fans without you I'd have a crusty butt.". Snarf :|
