Could I be in a more Pissy Mode? No.

I hate my compaq, I'm not liking being a boss right now, I hate holiday Mall hours, I don't particularly like employee's who keep fucking locking the keys in the God damn mother fucking store, Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh, look at me type with a computer older than god, look at me go to sleep in a pissy fucking rage......bah fucking humbah. :| something has got to give, please god please.