"Tribal bands are the mullets of tattoos"-Jorge
So I survived 'Black Friday', (the day businesses actually fall into the black for the year). I dunno, things just aren't the same, it was steady all day, but overall it was unspectacular and couldn't compete or come near the frenzy of Harry Potter V. That evil commerce machine that is killing business as we speak, WAL-mart broke records selling approximately (pinky finger to lip in Dr. Evil fashion) 1.2 billion dollars!. The Fuckers. Why shop at the Mall when you can get all you need at Wal-mart for hella cheap prices? Well, for one most people that work in the Mall do speak English, if your lucky your Greeter at wal-mart will speak English, but then their 100 yrs old and have missing teeth and bad breath.
What could be that fucking important to want to wake @ 4am, stand in line in the god damned rain @ 5 am and get trampled by white trash and immigrants, legal and illegal, I guess the stupid need something to do after shoveling food in their faces for a day. The Mall opened at 7 am with little excitement and though we did better then the prior year it was uneventful.
I work for a company that prides itself on embracing 'diversity' so needless to say we have kept our Holiday decorating to a minimum as not to piss off our diverse customer base, snarf. I'm all for diversity, but for fucks sake, gimme tinsel and glittering lights at Christmas, ugh at the suits in the 'think tanks' that have complied to the uber cautious politically correct world we live in now, methinks someone needs to clean out the tank and let us have some originality in our store and for the love of God, let the fun come back to work. Mmmmkay, I'm done, fucking Wal-mart, mmmkay. Oh yeah, Happy Holidays! ;)
