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I've decided that there should be a new Darwin Award for Christmas shoppers. I suffer no fools, take no prisoners and fuck the flu, I will smack you down if you even sound stupid, but alas, stupidity has reached an all time high this loverly season. If your a customer when I say I don't have a book, don't give me staredown and think I can produce the title of your choice from my ass, stare all ya want, hell, gimme the evil eye, I've tried it and I have yet to shit a book out, not once, it doesn't work, so um stop with the stare downs, mmmkay. And it would be real nifty if you could make sure not to return the item just purchased because you found some slippers instead, make solid choices, for example,you might want to try thinking, I know it's a stretch....but gosh golly you can do it! Is this the year I finally snap, could be, couldn't say, but I will say this: .............I've got nothing..........., the mind is gone. Thanks and have a super day!