The Academy Award nominations have been announced and being the good *agoriphobic I am, I've only seen Pirates in the theater as any good obsessive would do when a gorgeous greasy man like Depp is in a movie. Even better Mr. Depp was nominated for a best actor award! I hope in the future Disney never questions genius again, snarf.
Diane Keaton has been taking heat for her outfit at the Golden Globes, if Joan Rivers would unpin her face from the back of her head she would acknowledge that Keaton, at 56, looked fucking amazing!
*agoriphobia cupie style: I don't fear people, I just don't like them much. Thanks and have a super day.
