Moo, splat!

I can't take it anymore, all the footage of cows wobbling and falling over because they ate their cousins when they thought they were eating a nice salad. Last year I increasingly would get disgusted with myself for all the steaks I cooked on my George Foreman Grill thinking "sheeeot, this was once some cows rib or ass. I think this round of Mad Cow has broken me....it's all so tragic....from here on out I only eat the stupid and souless animals, yanno the ones, the stupid chickens, the stupid fishes? Are they stupid? Why don't they have souls? Fuck, this is all so hard discerning what is politically correct to eat, I can't take it anymore. Ding Dongs and organic veggies will be the extent of my diet soon, I mean it's not a bad diet at all, have a luscious Hostess Snack cake and then cleanse the pallet with a broccoli tree, mmmkay, I'm starting to feel better.