Sunday, February 29, 2004

The world was moving and she was right there with it (and she was)

Camille Paglia: She wanted it and she knows it, I'm sick of her prissy shit. Whatever happened to Keith Richards? Get Depp on the line and have him dress as that pirate so I can have me some man sex this year.
Naomi Wolfe: This one time, at band camp Harold Bloom said that I had the aura of election on me, I was actually wearing a nice little Avon scent, I wonder if Estee Lauder makes "Election".
Harold Bloom: Naomi who? [sips drink and sets Tivo to Stephen King's Kingdom Hospital] *burp* [Links Via, Mia, Sacajawea (and she was)]

Have an Uber Loverly Day,.....mmmkay ;)