Final notes on the Oscars as given by Aunt Flo's evil twin, me.
Best Dressed: Oprah, she looks damn hot for an old broad.
Worst Dressed: Uma, Angel Soft is for the bum darling.
Most frightened look: Sophia, "Omg, their looking at me, don't look at me....oh look, its Bill...are they still looking......why did I do this...God, stop looking....."
Best Accessory: New Zealand Accent
Worst Accessory: Bronzer, stop the insanity.
