Late Humpday Linkage ver. 2.0

Wednesday's Child is full of Whoa!

• Blonde, "Purpose Driven Life" spewing, all around everyday nobody until that whole hostage thingy--gets a book deal and Hollywood is a knocking. Yippee? [BS]
• Have an awful ex, want to tell the world about what a massive douchebag they were? Follow the yellow brick road...
• Meet The Author, nice. Now meet David Sedaris; he's broke and insists that you buy his book so he can afford living the plush life. [OH]
• 1. The sun oozed over the horizon, shoved aside darkness, creptalong the greensward, and, with sickly fingers, pushed through the castlewindow, revealing the pillaged princess, hand at throat, crown asunder,gaping in frenzied horror at the sated, sodden amphibian lying beside her,disbelieving the magnitude of the frog's deception, screaming madly, 'Youlied! --This is the winner of the "Dark and Stormy Night Contest". Who doesn't love a oozing orb of flaming gas that shoves that sorry motherfucker "darkness" aside! [RB]