Blame Canada, Moo, eh

When the lights went out in the northeast this past summer we blamed Canada. That didn't quite pan out as it was our own aging power grid, whoopsie. Although Canada is telling us to chill out and that the paperwork doesn't mesh it's most likely the Mad Cow came from up yonder, eh. Most likely the cow became infected by eating his 3rd cousin twice removed as he was recycled into Moo Meal. We now have agricultural laws that make it illegal for the Dairy fella's to add dead cow to moo meal. It's just not right to eat your own kind unless of course it's for pleasure, um......or something like that, anyhoo, if you apply the simple rule "you are what you eat" in your life, you should be safe, I for one taste like chocolate, salsa & corn chips, yum and hey don't forget to blame Canada!