One ring to rule them all

So, umm.....I'm thinking President Bush thinks he has 'the' ring. I could be wrong, but after the infamous Mommar Kadafi condemned and relinquished his country's WOMD, I got of visual of our fearless leader smiling that twisted cocksure smile he gives when he thinks he's been witty and then I imagined he got a happy "daddy look at me now" boner and then whilst thinking about his recent conquests he slowly twists his high school class ring for luck. It's just a thought, I was bored, idle minds yanno, carry on.