"When Ezekiel convinces his Roman allies (read: the American empire) to attack Iraq, a resistance fighter named Salim (read: Saddam) drives them out in an apocalyptic battle on the Mesopotamian plains. President Bush might be interested in what transpires next.
Upon returning home, according to an excerpt from the book that appeared recently in Britain's Daily Telegraph, the Roman king discovers the twin towers of his capital city in flames. "The Romans watched the blaze and wondered who had done it," writes Saddam. "The king said: `Our enemies are great in numbers.' Ezekiel Hescel answered no. `Such a fedayeen attack could only be carried out by the Arabs."'
Gosh golly, it's good to see the ol' bastard used his time in the box creatively. =P
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