Saturday, February 14, 2004

Valentine Spew

Oh sweet bliss of life, oh marvelous holiday via the florists and Hallmark, blet. My valentine to the world is my presence at work today, I rarely work Saturdays, I hate Saturday vibes, people are freakin psycho, but fear not, I will be in the store until late this evening making sure there are plenty of Kama Sutra's for your purchasing pleasure. I've made a bunch of displays with books on how to be romantic but this is the Valentines day for sex. It's so bizarre when a customer approaches you and asks if this version of the Kama Sutra is better than the one that comes with the Video, I stare at them and usually reply with, "let's find out and btw, there are absolutely no returns on this product, mmmkay". Tonight should be a hoot. ack.